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10. Let's split up!
9. I'm sure this tunnel is perfectly safe. Say, what're those nodules?
8. I'm not going in there. I'm going to stand right here by this tree.
7. No, I don't have any salt. Why?
6. Commodore Decker said to beam down to the planet. I'm sure he knows what he's doing.
5. Ha ha ha ha ha, oh hi, Charlie.
4. Now that I've been promoted to the bridge staff I gotta be safe. What, Captain? You need help releasing the deflector dish? I'm your man!
3. Oooo, look, giant brain cells!
2. What's that in your eye, Lt. Mitchell?
And the Number One Last Words Said By Redshirts:
1. GAK!
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