I will not be voting the Catbert/HAL ticket for president.
Catbert for Dictator of the World!
"In a Catbert administration, only stupid people will have to pay taxes!"
--Catbert on the trail, campaigning in Ohio. October 15th, 2004.
"The Catbert campaign can not provide a definition at this time vis-a-vis the word known to the English-speaking world as 'stupid.' Except on Tuesday."
--Catbert campaign spokesman and former Bush campaign insider Ari Fleischer, October 17th, 2004.
"How the strong have fallen."
--Scott McClellan, the next day. Or Archibald Cox; whichever is funnier.
Zeke, it is unbelievably awesome to have you back. I still think you're funnier than Jon Stewart and Dave Barry.
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