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Martok: He breaks the fourth wall as you do, Worf! I conclude that the two of you are related.
Worf: Not so! I swear in the name of The Reader that -- aw, crud.
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Heh. Nice fiver, IJD.
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Franklin: I'm not lost, I just took an extra left turn at Albuquerque.
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Heh.
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Delenn: I don't understand. Every other time our White Star took fire, it barely got scratched. Why did we get totalled this time?
Lennier: You know those background ships that explode if you look at them funny? We took one of those.
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Always double-check the paperwork.
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>>Doc: Uh oh, there's a time difference. It's not daylight savings time, is it?<<
Lame.
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This line still cracks me up. Great job, IJD.
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?"
"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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