Perhaps some of you have heard about Grant Morrison's summary of Superman in eight words:
Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Kindly couple.
On Twitter
someone recapped Batman simularly:
Murdered parents. Broken window. Cowardly lot. Greatest detective.
PNQ: Do you care to attempt the same for other heroes?
Spider bite. Murdered uncle. Great Power. Great Responsibility.
Miracle child. Champion princess's secret. Win with love.
Spoiled brat. Deserted island. Survival training. Hunt evil.
One who lived. Lonely child. Magical discovery. Endure.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes
nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.