Top Ten Rejected Actors for Samwise Gamgee
10. Christopher Walken: His age was suspicious; what would a old Hobbit want with a young one? :wink:
9. Mike Meyers: Kept talking in a Scottish accent which distracted and confused everyone.
8. Patrick Stewart: His Shakespearean diction interfered with the Hobbit Slang pronunciations.
7. Richard Gere: Samwise doesn't tap-dance.
6. Jared Leto: Was off doing some side-projects; would have left Frodo alone.
5. Eric Szmada: Is already cute and cuddly on CSI; also, would use advanced investigation techniques to destruct ring within 24 hours.
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