[Sa'ar Chasm]

Data: Indeed you are, Geordi. Take 'em away, Borgs!

*g*

Taitt: There's a ship coming in. Seems friendly enough.
Crusher: What? That's the Borg ship that was attacking those colonies!
Taitt: No no, that can't be a Borg ship. It's too geometrically complicated.

I want to see a Borg ship shaped like a d20 (icosahedron)

Data: La Forge, give me your visor.
La Forge: Why?
Data: So I can whack Picard with it.

It's so much easier just to say "IJD? Hammer."

Troi: Didn't Dr. Soong have a poem about that chip? Something like "Chip of wonder, chip of might... chip to succour Data's plight...."
Picard: I fail to see how that's relevant.
La Forge: Wait! Chip of might? That's it! A kedion pulse might be able to reactivate Data's ethical programming! Brilliant, Deanna!
Troi: Ha. Sign labelled "See," my @$$.

*snicker*

Worf: And you made him Queen?
Hugh: Yes. He promised that we would be the champions.

*g*

Crusher: This was a great idea, hiding from the Borg ship on the opposite side of the planet. They won't notice us for a good minute or so. Start beaming up the leftovers!
Transporter Chief: (over the comm) We can't. They're on the opposite side of the planet.
Crusher: ...Oops.
Transporter Chief: And by the way... "stat"?

Running gags *g*

Hugh: You saw those innocent Borg. Half of them don't even have hands anymore.
Worf: (mutters)
Riker: I heard that, Cadet.

See previous.

Taitt: I have an idea. When they follow us into the sun... we hit them with it!
Crusher: How?
Taitt: I dunno, gravity or something. Leave the technical stuff to me.

Apparently it also draws from Redemption.

Picard: What does Lore want with me?
Data: He said something about target practice. I expect he will send me for an apple shortly.
Picard: You must realize that Lore's orders are wrong, Data. Apples deserve to live free, like the people of Gamma Trianguli VI.
Data: I... I feel....
Picard: More ethical?
Data: Hungry. Stop talking about apples.

*snicker*

O'Brien: Here's the phaser bank's power cell from when we blasted "Kilroy was here" on that moon.

We're a little confused as to why they started to spell it "CHA".

Dax: How're the repairs going?
Nog: Just fine, Commander.
O'Brien: You're supposed to call her Captain since she's in command.
Nog: Really? So what would you call a cadet who heroically takes command of the ship during a skirmish and single-handedly wipes out the Dominion threat?
O'Brien: Delusional.

Hah!

Kira: Rom! Abort! Odo's gone bad! I knew I should've checked his expiration date.
Rom: Don't worry. Disabling alarms is no big whoop.
Alarm: WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
Rom: Never mind.

Looks like it was three big whoops.

Rule Six: If there's a second thing we've learned from Uncle Jim, it's that Harry is an incompetent weenie who will never get the girl. As usual, Uncle Jim is right.

But there is no Rule 6!

Rule Twelve: When in doubt, reference The Simpsons.

Or Star Wars or Lord of the Rings or Monty Python or...

Rule Thirteen: Little old ladies are inherently funny, just like ninjas, rhinos, brocolli, and chainsaws.

Everything's funnier with monkeys.

Rule Seventeen: When possible, avoid using jokes too similar to the actual dialogue of the episode.

Yeah, it's really annoying when the episode writer beats you to the joke.

Rule Twenty-Three: If you're going to comment on the episode, be subtle. Unlike the above. However, throwing people out of airlocks is always funny.

Agreed.

Good stuff, all.