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ost_uid0]Mouse:[/b
ost_uid0] Hey, good morning. I thought you'd appreciate starting the day with a little chat about sex and Tastee Wheat.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] All right, that association there is [i
ost_uid0]seriously[/i
ost_uid0] disturbing.
[b
ost_uid0]Trinity:[/b
ost_uid0] No kidding. No more lines for [i
ost_uid0]you,[/i
ost_uid0] young man.
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I also liked NAHT's take on Oracle. Perhaps:
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Neo, today I am going to introduce you to someone. You see, we have allies in our struggle against our evil, all-controlling oppressors...
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Oracle and Linux?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Well, the Linux we're saving for [i
ost_uid0]Revolutions.[/i
ost_uid0]
Or even (if we are feeling particularly irreverant):
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Well, the Linux we're saving for [i
ost_uid0]Revolutions,[/i
ost_uid0] after Gloria Foster's dead.
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I do apoligize if I'm over the top with either weird sexual associations or mocking the dead. Also, I know nothing in computers, so quite possibly the Oracle/Linux/Microsoft joke makes no sense whatsoever, and I'd never know it.[/color
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