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Spock: It's the U.S.S. Exeter.
Kirk: Aw, that's no fun. That's just the sister ship to the Genester and the Leviticker. Let's beam aboard and say hi.
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Took me a minute to get that...I'm acutally mildy surprised I managed it.
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Spock: Shouldn't we just hail them?
Kirk: Nah. Not with Uhura using up all our hailing minutes.
Uhura: ...so I'm like "totally!" and he's like "cool", and -- did you say something, Captain?
Spock: I see your point.
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Tracy: (entering) Well, technically I didn't even talk about that. Oh, and about your lieutenant being shot....
Galloway: GAK!
Kirk: Either you just shot him, or you willed his death with ellipses!
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Cloud William: DIEDIEDIE!
Kirk: MAYBELATERMAYBELATER!
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Kirk: Hooray, I'm helpful this week!
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Go Zoidberg!
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Yang Forces: Stop fighting and come with us! We tire of your overplayed fight music.
Kirk: Which is that again?
Cloud William: You know, the one that goes "dundun Da Da Da Da--"
Tracy: Arg! Now it's in ALL our heads!
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ROFL!
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Cloud William: You both make an interesting case. We'll have to think it over while listening to our sacred music.
Sacred Tape Player: I was... Born in the U.S.A.! Born in the U.S.A.!
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
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McCoy: What the hell are you doing, Spock?
Spock: I'm telepathically making that Yang woman call the Enterprise.
McCoy: You can do that?
Spock: I can now.
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Dude, you were in rare form when you wrote these *gasping for breath*
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Kirk: Then invade their homeland and hope that those arms you supplied them with way back when are obsolete.
Spock: Ahem.
Kirk: Or just try sanctions.
Spock: (sigh)
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Getting Brannigan/Kif vibes here.
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Scotty: (over the comm) You won't believe this, but somebody has activated the transporter and Gary has escaped!
Kirk: Egad! Well, it could only be one man... Spock, have Chekov put in the booth. Maximum setting.
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It's nice to see how your characterisation of Kirk is consistent from fiver to fiver.
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Spock: (sigh) Spock to Enterprise: Scotty, can you direct us to Mr. Seven's location?
Scotty: (over the comm) In Hollywood, working on a script with Rick Berman.
Spock: Mr. Gary Seven, not Mr. Mrs. Braga.
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*znerk*
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Spock: Look, Agent Seven was in possession of blueprints for McKinley Rocket Base.
Scotty: (over the comm) You mean Kennedy Space Center?
Spock: Desilu doesn't have the rights to that president yet, so they went with the guy who was assassinated before him.
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*snicker*
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Guard: (reading) Want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours? Read the other side to find out. (flips card)
Gary Seven: If you need me, I'll be sneaking onto the launch pad.
Guard: Okay. (flips card again)
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Nothing beats a running gag.
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Captain's Log: Want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hou--
Spock: That's not terribly constructive.
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I rest my case.
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(Gary Seven causes the rocket to detonate 104 miles from the surface)
Everyone but Spock: Hooray!
Spock: Miles?
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It was 196-something. The Enterprise censors got retrofitted during the slingshot (just like the Planet Express ship's chronologimeter got turned into a 1947 pinup calendar).
Excellent work, Acronym Boy. The In Search Of audition piece at the end was amusing, but too long to quote.
Hopefully reading these will be the kick in the butt I need to write some more fivers of my own.