I already posted the
Redshirt Tribute Song awhile back, but I had to do it again to relate some comments:
Crusader Nikolai: A redshirt and a stormtrooper get into a fight, the stormtrooper misses every shot and the redshirt dies anyway.
Martin Baxter: And we have a winner!
Dennis Vance: Second the motion.
The father is watching the scene from "Obsession" where there are dead redshirts all over the place:
Son: Are those guys dead?
Father: Yeah, but they're redshirts, they always die in Star Trek.
Son: (Beat) Can't they just take their shirts off?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes
nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.