[Nate the Great]

I'm so glad that people still read Stargate fivers! Hey Nan and Zeke, long time no read! I would like to see more Stargate fivers made, I even still have a few scripts banging around my disks waiting to be fived.

Here are a few of the most classic quotes from Stargate:

Jackson: This tastes like chicken.
Carter: So what’s wrong with it?
Jackson: It’s macaroni and cheese.

O’Neill: You don’t have to stick around.
Teal’c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.
O’Neill: Wild horses, Teal’c.

Cater: They build their own Stargate?
Jackson: Waaaaay smarter than us.
O’Neill: Ours is bigger.

Jackson: I was speaking metaphorically.
O’Neill: Well stop it. It’s not fair to Teal’c.

O'Neill: Describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
Daniel: I don't have a sister, Jack, and if I did I wouldn't let you near her.

O'Neill: What is it with you people? Time machines are nothin' but trouble. Even we know that.

Teal'c: Chelnak.
Jackson: Direct translation: Very cool.

O'Neill: It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that. No one ever stops by just to say 'hi' anymore.

O’Neill: I’m telling ya, Teal’c, if we don’t get out of this loop soon I’m gonna lose it. “Lose it.” It means, "Go crazy." "Nuts." "Insane." "Bonzo." "No longer in possession of one's faculties." "Three fries short of a Happy Meal." "Wacko!"

O’Neill: I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound. Nothing comes to mind. Let’s do it.