06-20-2005, 03:37 PM
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Is he ever gonna hit Krazy Kat, or what?
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Female Shapeshifter: Goodbye, Odo. It's too bad you don't share our vision of order for the Alpha Quadrant. We could have made the trains run on time there.
Odo: You're the rulers of a vast interstellar empire. I can't believe you'd want to get involved in something so mundane as overseeing the details of railroad timetables.
Female Shapeshifter: How little you understand us. We are what the solids mockingly call control freaks. That's what we do.
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Heh, 'course that's what it ended up being all about, didn't it? (I think I recall a "peace in our time" line somewhere -- guess it must have been in another fiver.)
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Doctor: Sneaking, sneaking, la la la...
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Jones: Sneaking, sneaking, la la la... Ooo, Emergency Protocols!
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Pig Alien: Squeaking, squeaking, la la la...
Soldier: That'll do, pig! Somebody get me some mint sauce! (BANG)
Pig Alien: Squeeee -- GAK!
Doctor: It was scared, you didn't have to kill it! And mint sauce is for lamb, you moron.
Soldier: I knew that.
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Jackie: Um, which bureau are you from again?
Strickland: The Bureau of Unzipping My Head and Killing You.
Jackie: What a cock-up! That's not who I called at all.
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Hee hee hee. Isn't that always the way?
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Alien 1: Silence, human! We will now run gruesome experiments on you!
Derek: I'd agree if I weren't gasping for air from all that running.
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Hmmm ...
:mrgreen:
Great stuff, all!
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