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Top Ten Ways to Get Yourself Recruited Into Section 31
8. Being friends with a Founder, a guy who is called the 'Emassary', a Klingon, a con-Feringi, and a resistance expert. And of course, being genetically enhanced doesnt hurt either.
7. Being John or TopHatMan. A guy who will never die is always good to have around.
6. Finding it fun to talk in codes and think you are really cool when actually you are having a mid-life crisis.