Fiver Punchlines in Real Life
A simple game: what fiver punchline(s) would you use in Real Life if the other person had the (magical) ability to actually get the joke?
For example, if I was in a grocery store I'd use the punchline "Who cares? We've got salami!" 
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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