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Old 11-12-2004, 11:29 AM
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10: Wil Weaton: Too darn whiney!
9. Johnny Depp: Casting hottie middle-aged Frodo with younger Samwise would have been too suggestive... as with the books. :wink:
8. Noah Wyle: Would spend too much time studying Elven medication.
7. Scott Bayo: Wait, is he still alive?
6. Leo Decaprio: People would cheer when he almost falls into the pit of lava.
5. Jim Carey: Would have caused yet another The-Oscars-Are-Against-Canadians uproar.
4. Jerry Sienfeild: "So I was reading an Elven periodical today, and wondered, what's up with pointy hat tricks?"
3. Cathrine Zeta Jones: Too boyish.
2. Eminem: Considers JRR Tolkien books to be bad influence on vunerable adolecents.
1. John Travolta: Disco Frodo has left the building.

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