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Trinity: Hey, I'm Trinity.
Neo: The Trinity? The one that made the universe? Dude, I always thought you were guys.
Trinity: Most fundamentalists do. I know you have a question. You want to know --
Neo: Follow the white rabbit who?
Trinity: The matrix, Neo! Ask about the matrix!
Neo: Ohh, ha ha! Now I get it. Good one! Wait, how did you know my name?
Trinity: It's an identity matrix.
Trinity: We're here. Now, be honest -- he knows more than you can possibly imagine.
Neo: Huh. I seem to get that a lot.
Morpheus: Hello, Neo. I know you have a question that is eating away at you, and now you can ask that question.
Neo: Sweet! Then you can tell me where I can get shades like that?
Morpheus: I'm going to pretend I heard "What is the Matrix?"
Morpheus: It's quite simple. If you eat a blue M&M, you'll wake up tomorrow with the mother of all hangovers. Or, you can eat a green M&M and --
Neo: What about that red M&M?
Morpheus: Nononono! Not the red one! Don't ever eat the red one.
Neo: Why not?
Morpheus: The red ones are my favourite.
Neo: Ooooh... cool... the mirror's gone all funky....
Morpheus: Ah, the pill is starting to have its effect.
Trinity: Actually, he's like this all the time.
Neo: Mmmm... shiny....
Neo: I am Neo of Borg. Resistance is futile.
Robot: Oh, like that's the first time I've heard that. Hold still while I unplug you.
Neo: I will be dissimilated.
(FLUSH!)
Morpheus: Ah, Alice. Glad you could join is.
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And the result...
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Trinidad: Hey, I am Trinidad.
Neon: The Trinidad? The one that made the universe? Type, I thought whenever you were individual. Trinidad: Most of the fundamentalists. I know that you have a question. You wish to know --
neon: Follow the rabbit white that?
Trinidad: The matrix, neon! Ask for the matrix!
Neon: Ohh, has has! Now with himself. The good one! Delay, how you knew my name?
Trinidad: It is a matrix of the identity.
Trinidad: We are here. Now, he is honest -- he knows that more than you can possibly imagine.
Neon: Huh. I look like to obtain much that.
Morpheus: Hello, Neon. I know that you have a question that is eating far in you, and now you can make that question.
Neon: Candy! Then you can say where I can obtain curtains to me like that?
Morpheus: I am going to pretend itself I heard "which is the matrix"
Morpheus: It is absolutely simple. If you eat a blue M&M, you will wake up tomorrow with the mother of all the undertows. Or, you can eat a green M&M and --
neon: What on that red M&M?
Morpheus: Nononono! Not the red one! It always does not eat the red one.
Neon: Why no?
Morpheus: The red ones are my favorite.
Neon: Ooooh... refreshes... the gone mirror all cowardly one....
Morpheus: Ampere hour, the pill is beginning to have its effect.
Trinidad: Really, it is like this all along.
Neon: Mmmm... shining....
Neon: I am neon of Borg. The resistance is vain.
Robusteza: The Oh, like that one is the first time that I have heard that. Still it maintains whereas I unplug to him.
Neon: I will be dissimilated.
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Morpheus: Ampere hour, Alicia. Cheer you you could assemble you are.
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"Ah" becomes "Ampere hour"... "I get that a lot" becomes "I look like to obtain much that." And "The resistance is vain."... golden.[/color
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