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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Scooter"]9. The real Worf always growls menacingly *before* slicing your head off.
8. The real PicardÂ’s head is shinier than that and generally contains fewer Chia plants.

5. The real McCoy, when checking to make sure the redshirt is dead, usually refrains from using an axe.[/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]9. Archer: Well, Reed, you're captain now. Try not to get in any massive exciting space battles.
8. T'Pol: Captain, we seem to be in the 24th century... somewhere called Deep Space 9.
Kirk: Yeah, us too.
5. Q: You know, we of the Contiuum don't actually have to worry about continuity.[/quoteost_uid0]

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Top Ten Reasons Why Archer Is Illogical

10. He watches water polo. Enough said already
9. He went into the Expanse despite the inability of superior beings (we Vulcans) to survive entering it
8. He's had the nerve to prove us wrong by surviving this long. Doubtless he's doing this out of "spite". That's just so incredibly petty of him, don't you think?
7. Because he's a human, silly. What else did you expect?
6. Several noted Vulcan periodicals devoted to logic make regular use of his utterances as examples to readers of how [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] to reason
5. He wears white after Labor Day
4. He couldn't even recite T'Pok's Fundamental Theorem of Hyperdimensional Non-Binary Logic if his life depended on it
3. Continues to allow Reed within arms-length of weaponry
2. He named his dog "Porthos". Case closed
1. He has travelled through time, which is logically impossible. Therefore he is an element of the set of things that are illogical, and incidentally, since said set is a subset of the set of things which we Vulcans refuse to acknowledge exist, Archer does not even exist. (Psst, that's your cue for a mutiny, T'Pol)


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