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10. The real Troi would never wear something that revealing.
9. The real Worf always growls menacingly *before* slicing your head off.
8. The real Picard's head is shinier than that and generally contains fewer Chia plants.
7. The real Wesley would think of a better line to feed his Mom after dropping out of Starfleet Academy than something about living on other planes of existence.
6. The real Spock would never raise his voice like that.
5. The real McCoy, when checking to make sure the redshirt is dead, usually refrains from using an axe.
4. The real Odo... wait...
3. The real O'Brien orders his coffee "double sweet," not "double explosive."
2. The real Sisko ignores his job for weeks on end, yes, but only for something important like building solar-sail yachts for quick joy rides to Cardassia. Not just for no reason.
And the Number One Way to Tell Someone is Really an Infiltrating Shapeshifter:
1. The real Porthos is allergic to cheese.
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