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9. Make the characters basically two-dimensional, with the occasional half-assed attempt to flesh them out.
8. Include at least half a dozen episodes featuring Q.
7. Have the station actually fly around in space and do stuff instead of just sit there, 'cos that's just boring.
6. Kill off a number of un-named characters every week so that the fans can make a running joke out of it.
5. Have Sisko moralize about the Prime Directive and its sanctitiy half the time, then have him break it the rest of the time.
4. Swap around the characters birthplaces, so that their accents in no way sound anything like they're supposed to.
3. Include a cold, locigal character who is either a Vulcan, an android, or an ex-Borg drone.
2. Why have the same old boring wormhole all the time, when you could have a different spacial anomaly every single week?
1. Give Sisko a caffiene addiction.
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