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10. Have him deeply want the highest ranking officer besides himself.
9. Threaten him with actually turning Porthos into chilli until he stops watching water polo during First Contacts.
8. Give him a love interest in every episode.
7. Give him the catchphrase, "Live Long and Engage"
6. Let him install his own pool in the cargo bay.
5. Kill T'Pol. She's taking all his comanding style.
4. Three words: More green aliens.
3. Threaten him with letting Mayweather be captian if Archer doesnt clean up his act.
2. Stop sending him fanmail!
1. Let him have Porthos be First Officer.
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