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Old 08-11-2003, 09:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I just invented something, but it's too easy to construct. How do I explain its construction in a manual so it's complicated enough to look sophisticated?

A: Dude, if you do that, every single 'shipper is gonna be fuming.[/colorost_uid0]
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun.
Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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