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ost_uid0]I liked Standback's first first bit, so of course I nicked it.
Neo and Morpheus: BAM! POW! WHACK!
Neo: I can't keep up with you! How do you fight so fast?
Morpheus: ...and [i
ost_uid0]that[/i
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ost_uid0]Bill and Ted[/i
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ost_uid0]this[/i
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ost_uid0]Devil's Advocate[/i
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Morpheus: The next test is easy. All you have to remember is - there...is...no...gravity!
(Neo takes a run up then jumps)
Neo: Oh Holy Crappppppppp!!!!
*splat*
Morpheus: And [i
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ost_uid0]Point Blank[/i
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For those of you who have never heard of it, it stars KR as a maverick-cop type who goes undercover as, yes, wait for it, a surf-dude type on the trail of some bank robbers. Did I mention the sky-diving scenes yet?
I suppose the one reason [i
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