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ost_uid0]Here's my first contribution. Â I like the [i
ost_uid0]Titanic[/i
ost_uid0] bit, so I used it. Â (The "Don't look down" bit is also good.)
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Neo, here is your next lesson. Â You must jump between these two buildings.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Whoa.
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] It's easy -- watch.
(Morpheus jumps the buildings)
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Who do you think I am, Superman?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] I certainly hope not.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Well, here goes... I'm the king of the woooooorrrrrrllll-- (SPLAT! )
[b
ost_uid0]Trinity:[/b
ost_uid0] His landing could use work. What do you guys think? Â 6.5?
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] 6.0. Â That [i
ost_uid0]Titanic[/i
ost_uid0] ripoff was terrible.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] What kind of lesson was that?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] It wasn't. Â I just thought watching you swan dive off a skyscraper would be funny.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Hey... I'm bleeding. Â I thought you said this was just a big video game?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] It is. Â We just haven't cracked the cheat code for unlimited lives yet.
(To understand the Superman reference, go
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