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ost_uid0]Q:[/b
ost_uid0] Captain Picard, I know I'm only an acting ensign but Commander Riker has been really annoying me lately so will you consent if I ask you to hit him with me?
(Well actually there's supposed to be some sort of pun here, in the answer, but it's not really obvious.)
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ost_uid0]A:[/b
ost_uid0] 17, will you PLEASE shut the frell up.[/color
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