I'm sad to say that the crossfivers aren't going to be happening. Deciding to write them is one thing, actually coming up with good jokes is another. You guys didn't want to know, but these are what the casts would have been:
Hitchhiker's Character Star Wars Character
Arthur Dent Luke Skywalker
Ford Prefect Obi-Wan Kenobi
Zaphod Beeblebrox Han Solo
Trillian Princess Leia
Marvin C3-PO
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz Jabba the Hutt
Gag Halfrunt Emporer Palpatine
Humma Kavula Darth Vader
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