Illustration:
One time on a week long retreat I got sick.
Hick scout masters' verdict: "homesickness"
Actual doctor's diagnosis: Salmonella.
I travelled all over the place as a kid. I've never been homesick in my life. Of course, these guys were too mentally deficient and/or lazy to actually call for medical attention.
Whoops.
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