That's because Paramount Studios got burned down by vigilantes demanding the last bits of missing footage from Fritz Lang's Metropolis and, as a consequence of the fire and destruction, Star Trek XI didn't get made.
I wish my cat had opposable thumbs/claws so she could feed herself.
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun.
Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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