02-20-2006, 01:19 PM
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Dean of misderektion
Senior Staff
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sector 001
Posts: 1,106
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Spock: (over the comm) Why? He's doing important work for the Initiative.
Kirk: Pfft, those guys wouldn't know him from Adam anyway.
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Heh.
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Spock: He was head of the Tarsus colony, and when food ran out, he executed the 4000 colonists he considered of least value. He must have used an unusual metric, since one of the victims was one of Starfleet's leading ling--
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Lingerie designers? Things you never knew about Hoshi.
Nice fiver, Zeke.
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Sulu: There's no one here.
Scott: Strange. I hope the hhrblshven didn't get them.
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Heh.
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McCoy: Eleen's going into labor.
Kirk: Good luck with that. Spock, come help me, um --
Spock: Make spectacularly unconvincing bows and arrows?
Kirk: Sure, anything.
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As long as it's useful. Or could be construed as being useful.
Nice fiver, Scooter.
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Sulu: The ships engines are overtaxed! Without representation!
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Unfair!
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Chekov: Sorry. I didn't recognize you with so few clothes on.
Irini: Let us reminisce upon our past!
Chekov: I'd much rather use a frown to indicate disapproval, as I have been given no dialogue adequate for such a purpose.
Irini: Does it have to do with our lack of respect for authority, our lack of attire, or our goofy, embarrassing songs?
Chekov: Yes.
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Heh.
Nice fiver, IJD.
And good panel, Sa'ar.
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"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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