[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Considering the first part... Perhaps...
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] C'mon, Neo - now you learn everything you'll need - 1001 ways to kick the crap out of everybody.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Say... has anybody ever tried [i
ost_uid0]talking[/i
ost_uid0] to these guys?
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] Shut up and download.
[i
ost_uid0](Neo spasms, sizzles, and comes out gasping for breath.)[/i
ost_uid0]
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Whoa! Give me more!
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] Whoops. That was the "woman-in-the-red-dress" program.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] What dress?
Or, on a similar note:
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] C'mon, Neo - now you learn everything you'll need in order to fight in the Matrix!
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Wow - you guys probably have really sophisticated weapons, huh?
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] Shut up and download.
[i
ost_uid0](Neo spasms, sizzles, and comes out gasping for breath.)[/i
ost_uid0]
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Whoa! Give me more!
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] Whoops. That was the "woman-in-the-red-dress" program.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] What dress?
Or even:
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] C'mon, Neo - now you learn everything you'll need to fight in the Matrix!
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Will I learn how to defend myself against an Agent armed with a banana?
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] Shut up and download.
[i
ost_uid0](Neo spasms, sizzles, and comes out gasping for breath.)[/i
ost_uid0]
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Whoa! Give me more!
[b
ost_uid0]Tank:[/b
ost_uid0] Whoops. That was the "woman-in-the-red-dress" program.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] What dress?[/color
ost_uid0]