To: Captain James "That's No Haggis!" McKinley, HMS Sans Buoyancy
Dear Sir.
I've been a passenger on this cruise ship for the past 27 years, and I still haven't figured out why we have 2 bows. I would also like to request special dispensation for my random magical flareups. Last night, in the casino, I was chatting animatedly with Lady Pilkington when I accidently fireballed her Welsh Corgi that WOULD NOT STOP YELPING ALL NIGHT LONG. Maybe an upgrade to third class would be in order.
Signed,
Wizelbend, Second Level Mage
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