"Pay just $340 for a round-trip ticket to London-Heathrow-some restriction apply!" said the ad.
*Restrictions: You must leave on a Wednesday in a west-facing seat and only eat the chicken meal with Diet Sprite. You must stay for at one Sunday and a full moon, then leave a minus of 47 hours before the next full moon or new moon. You may not carry more than the baggage restrictions allow.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life.
Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)
Needing more sleep since before 2003
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