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ost_uid0]Tank: Hey Neo, I've got great news for you! We're having a sale on fighting techniques! Order RIGHT NOW and we'll give you eight methods for one cent! That's right, EIGHT AMAZING HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT METHODS for JUST ONE CENT! Astound your friends with--
Neo: Do you have jiu-jitsu?
Tank: Yep.
Neo: Boxing?
Tank: Traditional, Drunken, [i
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Neo: Can you teach me how to hang motionless in the air just before I deliver a lethal kick to my opponent's jaw?
Tank: When we get through with you, even Michael Jordan's hangtime will pale next to yours.
Neo: Sweet! Count me in.[/quote
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Too long and it only covers one point, but I thought I'd share it anyway.[/color
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