7. O'Brien tries to make a nice romantic dinner for Keiko, and inadvertantly cuts his finger off with a rather sharp piece of pita shell, because everything in the universe, even inanimate objects and foodstuffs, is out to get him.
6. Crichton and Aeryn host their first dinner party, but during the serving of the appetizers, a firefight breaks out amongst the guests as to whether or not crackers truely matter. All are killed, but the Police who arrive at the scene discover that Zhaan goes great with a bit of cottage cheese and some Ritz.
5. An entire Taco Bell staff is summarily executed when Muad'Dib's thinks his taco is not spicey enough.
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