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Old 06-14-2005, 06:56 AM
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Great stuff! I love seeing everyone's different takes on DW...

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Sarah: You know, it's odd how every planet looks just like a quarry on Earth. Where have we landed?
Doctor: In a quarry... on Earth.
And the safe vote would've been Skaro...

Quote:
Guard: Who goes there?
Sarah: Tupperware salesgirl! Would you like to see our wonderful selection?
Guard: Well, all-- ACK!
Sarah: Idiot.
hee hee

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Hand: Knock, knock!
Tech: Who's there?
Hand: Elvis.
Tech: Elvis who?
Driscol: Elvis-drad must live!
"Eldrad must live" is said so many times in "Hand of Fear," it would've made a great drinking game. It's right up there with "The quest is the quest"...

Quote:
Doctor: Lawdy Miss Clawdy, that's not Elvis!
Sarah: No, she's A Long-Legged Woman With A Short Dress On.
Loved the Elvis references! I had no idea there were so many!

Quote:
Varsh: Aha! I have stolen riverfruits from the market! I am a criminal mastermind!
Adric: I want to join your group.
Varsh: No, my wooden young brother. I despise your Medal for Mathematical Excellence! What use is math?
Adric: How many riverfruits did you get?
Varsh: Um... several.
Adric: Varsh, when you only have one, the answer is probably not plural.
lol

Quote:
Marshmen: Wesa come full circle! Full Circle!
The Doctor: Oh no! It's the Gungans!
Quote:
First Marshman: Oh no! Dis is very bombad! Dey is flooding the corridor with oxygen.
Second Marshman: Usen the booba!
First Marshman: But mesa no haven a booba!
Second Marshman: Taken dis one.
First Marshmen: No, mesa run away!
Second Marshmen: Wesa all run away!
Hilarious! Marshmen = Gungans is pure genius

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Dexeter's Laboratory!
hee hee

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Adric: Little do they know that I have stowed away... and that I, the most wooden actor in all E-Space, am actually... the Son of Chakotay!
Of course! Why didn't I see it before?

Great fivers, guys.
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