[persianmouse]

10. Anything with 'Executive producers Rick Berman and Brannon Braga' at the end of the theme music.

9. Star Trek: Just another day in Paradise! - A look into the life of an average human and federation citizen living on Earth, with replicators to meet all your dietary and clothing needs, no crime, no poverty, no disease, no poluution, no corrupt politicians, free education, free everything pretty much, a nice big huge armada to fight any wars with creepy aliens far far away, that sort of thing. The general beigeness of living a life were you don't have to do anything, and nothing threatens you, and you have no great physical needs. Showing people just how easy it is to be a saint in Paradise.

8. T'jo Latinumaire - 12 lucky young girls of many species compete to see who T'jo, a well-to-do Vulcan a few weeks away from pon far, will pick at his mate. They will show just how far women have come, by snipeing and cat-fighting, seeing who can debase themselves more, and using all manner of trickery and vice to win over T'jo. The ladies will try to best each other in eyebrow raising, most creative use of 'Vulcans dont-(whatever)', and who can give the best finger-jobs.