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And I'm really impressed that you spelled my name correctly. You have no idea how the telemarketers screw it up.
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They're obviously not fans of classical music...or bumblebees.
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That Wowbagger guy, on the other hand -- we totally made him up," added Mr. Brazeal. "And I'm amazed how many of you bought it. Come on."
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Zing!
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We even plan to change our name to reflect that policy. We're considering various possibilities, including "United Paramount CHannel of Unrestrained Can-Kicking" and "United Paramount 18-Year-Old Underwear-Revealing Skanks."
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*snicker*
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Not many people know this, but my real accent is Scottish. I also have an extra finger on my left hand, they just film around it.
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Excellent reverse reference.
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This reporter beat a hasty retreat, stopping only long enough to observe a certain woodenness in Ms. Blalock's pose.
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I'm not touching this one.
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(At press time, The Coterie had accumulated an estimated 3000 members, none attractive.)
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I want a fan club. I'll call them the Chasmatics or something. It's almost like Charismatic, but missing a couple of letters.
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When his current project is complete, Mr. Bormanis plans to find a cure for DNA.
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I want to arrange a meeting between myself, him and a really really heavy science textbook. We'll see if he can absorb knowledge by punctuated osmosis.
Well done on all counts.