Opium has no idea what I'm about to post.
*ahem* The 5MV Alphabet:
A is for Alexia
B is for Breca_Halley
C is for catalina_marina
D is for Derek Dean
E is for Eggplants
F is for Flixibixi
G is for Ginga
H is for Hotaru
I is for IJDGAF
J is for... Janeway, duh. You knew that would be here since
I'm making this.
K is for Katy Jane, or Kira
L is for Lovin' pie
M is for Marc
N is for NAHTMMM, or Neo, or Nan, or Nic...
O is for Opium
P is for PHJ. Or procrastination!
Q is for... Q! If I didn't put him here, he'd get mad.
R is for Reading This Just In!
S is for Seko
T is for Tarn Vedra
U is for Updates that are rare.
V is for Valium
W is for... Writing fivers!
X is for Xeroc
Y is for yppah, which is happy backwards, and we're all happy here!

And Z, obviously is for...
...
ZUKE! :twisted: