Don't worry, I guess then I am a wuss too...but then I remember I've contributed the one-by-three story, TopHatMan, the continuation of John, and of course...SigKitty!Kidnapped!
And you have Seko and numerous fun things here at the forums too!
Yay us! We're like the ushers at a show who, during the show, make up their own show, have tons of fun, play games, and just generally goof off with a purpose.