[Wowbagger]

Originally Posted by Kira

::: looks at map of U.S. :::

::: looks at maps of Canada and Russia :::

::: laughs at Wowbagger and his "teeny weeny" :::

Clearly, you are a propaganda-spewing Freedom hater who does not love Liberty and supports Teh-ra--I mean, Terror--and is a member of the nucular-mongering Axis of Evil. And my President, God the Father of the Constitution and Protector of Libertry and the United States Itself bless Him--I mean, him--has told me not to listen to nattering nabobs of negativisim like you. After all, "There's an old... saying in Tennessee-- I know it's in Texas, gotta be in Tennessee--'at says, uh, 'Fool me once... shame,' uh, 'shame on... you... You fool me, I can't get fooled agin."

Sorry, a little overboard there. Watching C-Span's partisan hacks can do that to you, I suppose. Yes. Right.

Anywho, it's true! TrekUnited is doing quite well, thanks in part to relentless spammers such as myself. On that subject, I apologize again to Fuyu Ginga. She knows what I'm talking about.

EDIT: I hate double posts, so here's today's update: TU has reached $27,715 thus far. Chief of Operations Chris has issued his first weekly State of the Campaign Address. And it was a pleasure to find that Five Minute Forum-Goer AdmiralSab has arrived (which I somehow missed when it happened 4 days ago), as has the Constructively Criticizing and Most Mysterious IJ3 GAF. Media coverage is beginning, with Tim Braezel's ABC Radio broadcast yesterday and CNN.com's noticing us two days ago. That will be all.

Zeke, have you considered getting a Random Dancing Elephant emoticon for this board?