[Opium]

Part 10: This Is The End

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Why am I still here? I have dreams…big dreams…I want to write a story about a little boy that never grows up…that lives in a land of wonder, and fun, and excitement…
Opium: Yah…you go do that.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: But first I must discover how this story ends!
Opium: Was that sarcastic?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I don’t even know anymore.

KGMan: That’s strange, I never noticed this door before.
TopHatMan: What are you talking about? That’s the door to the kitchen!
John: Like, duh, man!
Seko: Meow?
John: Like, yah!
Seko: Meow?
John: Like, dude!
Seko: Meo…
NeoMatrix: Shut up, both of you! We’ve been stuck here for weeks, we need to get out!
Sa’ar Chasm: *walks in door* What? You guys are still here? Didn’t you get the voicemail I sent you last week? You are all free!
Ginga: No, there is no signal in here.
Sa’ar Chasm: Oh. Um. Oops. Turned out there had already been an experiment like this, the Stanford Prison Experiment, back in the 70’s…the guys all went crazy nasty on each other.
Seko: Meow?
Ginga: Slang is the new IM speak. Like, dude, instead of saying “Dis is da bom”, you say, “This is sooo like, cool, man!”.
Seko: MEOW? *runs out door, to pet food store to get some good grub, happy to be free*
Zeke: Wait…is freedom chaos? We all lived a chaos-free life while here…what is worth more? A calm life, or freedom? Is freedom more important that all else? Would you rather live a stable life, where there would always be food and drink and friends, or live one where the next day is something to tremble at? Would you…
richardson: Come on, Zeke…time you get you out of here, into the…
Zeke: No! Not the harsh light of day! I want the music of the night! For it is no freedom, but chaos none the less! I want to have British mystique! I want…
Martha Stewart: Oh. Oops. Hope you don’t all mind; I may have accidentally been slipping Zeke some poppy seeds. Hehe. Um. Don’t send me back to jail, please?
Jake: I have a line! Let’s all get out of here! Before…something else happens…
*they all leave, except…*

Rayinne: I think they forgot about us.
MaverickZer0: Yep.
Mayweather: That’s for sure. At least I have line!
Rayinne: But we are stuck here!
MaverickZer0: Maybe…just maybe…
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *starts drunken swordfight with MaverickZer0* Ugh, I’m too sleepy for this. Do any of you fancy a sip of refreshment at the local establishment?
Rayinne: Yah, sure.
MaverickZer0: Sounds good.
Mayweather: HA, beat that, Jake, I get TWO lines!

Opium: Well, that was…CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow? Are you there? Anywhere? How about the Phantom? Leo DeCaprio? Anyone? *Opium realizes how she is utterly alone…if the only people you count are movie stars…*