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ost_uid0]Q:[/b
ost_uid0] What are the best materials to start a fire in the Mess Hall?
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ost_uid0] Boom shubba lubba!
[quote
ost_uid0="Standback"]Ahh... You are clearly unfamiliar with my army of genetically enhanced Demon Pickles From Hell. I assure you, a measly Baguette of Thwapping is no match for the mighty forces of the Keeper of the Eternal Boofer.[/quote
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Evil Sentient Fruit beat Demon Pickles from Hell anyday
(can you feel a war brewing out here?)[/color
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