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ost_uid0]Q. How many musical instruments did the malfunctioning holodeck manufacture for Riker's jam session with Louis Armstrong?
A. He didn't see the "Lane ends in 5,000 ft." sign in time.
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ost_uid0]*readies baguette* You and what army?
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Ahh... You are clearly unfamiliar with my army of genetically enhanced Demon Pickles From Hell. I assure you, a measly Baguette of Thwapping is no match for the mighty forces of the Keeper of the Eternal Boofer.[/quote
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Nor for my fearsome team of Tribble Commandos.[/color
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