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ost_uid0]Q. What does Neelix want to be when he grows up?
A. Seventy six trombones.
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ost_uid0]*readies baguette* You and what army?

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Ahh... You are clearly unfamiliar with my army of genetically enhanced Demon Pickles From Hell. I assure you, a measly Baguette of Thwapping is no match for the mighty forces of the Keeper of the Eternal Boofer.[/color

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