3. "Harry Potter and the Thing of DOOM" by Wesley Crusher Harry Potter, boy wonder, must track down The Thing of DOOM which threatens all of Earth, mostly so he can get some Mary Sue action, and of course, the respect he deserves from everyone.
2. "I Want to Be A Real Boy" by Spot. Meow... Data wants to be a real boy, instead of a purrrfect cat. Mary-Sue Spot sets him on the path to a being purrrrfect. Meow. Moew. (at least that's what the computer's cat-to-human translator thinkgs it is about)
1. "Eowyn's Adventures" by Troi. Eowyn stops Voldemorte from destroying Harry, Saruman from destroying Middle Earth, and The Black Pearl from being evil, all while simply stating the obvious and making everyone else look bad. And of course Aragorn, Sirius Black, Legolas and CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow to fall deeply in love with her.
Top Ten Really Bad Jokes Told by Lord of the Rings Characters
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Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them.
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