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ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Morpheus: He was the One That Was. You are the One That Is.
Neo: And the One That Will Be?
Morpheus: Stuck in traffic.[/quote

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Gah!
I'm sure you mean "Stuck in a coal-tar pit".
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Neo: Why are you so sure I'm The One?
Morpheus: Because "Neo" is "One" with the O at the end.
Neo: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm switching my screen name to CaptPicard79.
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*howls* I like this one.[/color

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