Q: This standard wirehaired dachshund can be trained to do almost anything-from answer the door to answer the phone. It can dance, howl in tune, bring you any item you want. It is trained to move chairs into place to get items you ask for or to help you into a chair. This dachshund alerts when there is a stranger at the door in a loud bark, and will nudge you when there someone you know at the door. The only catch is, it chews on wooden clogs, so if have any, put them up high.
A: Maybe if it did not cost $200.
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