ARRRRGH!
I stay offline for most of the day and then see Lexy campaigning like crazy! Heads will roll! :twisted:
A BIG CORRECTION - I am NOT Xeroc`s second-in-command, we are also running EQUALLY, as a team! And we shall rule, erm, manage, lead Enterprise also equally, as a team. Hah! :mrgreen:
Also,
Naomi Wildman beating up Archer was
MY idea, and it`s automatically copyrighted, just like the idea of ENT/TNG/DS9/VOY crossover. So under international law, NO ONE can use it besides me! Mwahahahahahaha! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Furthermore, Cat has said to me: "Nic, consider my vote yours", and I believe, if there is any honour and integrity in Dutchland, that this statement cannot be revoked! :mrgreen:
Also, my dear running mate Xeroc is campaigning in Argentina/Uruguay/Paraguay/Brazil/Tonga at the moment, and he`ll be back quickly with more wonderful promises. For now, let`s remember all established elements of the Nic/Xeroc campaign.
First, the poster again, because it`s clearly the best, :twisted: :twisted:
Also:
- 18 episodes of Enterprise per year, ensuring a densely-packed, exciting and thrilling season, with no room for boring, unimaginative episodes like Fallen Hero or The Communicator. This will make the series more fresh and able to last maybe even more than 7 years!
- NO MORE RIP-OFFS of DS9 (*cough Oasis *cough). (this is a new promise)
- Absolutely NO continuity errors, none at all! :mrgreen:
- ENT/TNG/DS9/VOY crossover, a five-part spectacular episode, with the obligatory "Naomi Wildman beating up Archer" 10-minute long scene.
- Three... wait, no... FOUR references in my five new fivers for every voter!
- "The Pectorials", an episode with Trip being shirtless from the first to the 45th minute! :twisted:
- Finally some screen time for the poor and neglected Travis Mayweather, who will cause the death of Archer, leading into unimaginable, riveting, mind-blowing psychological exploration of the character. Subsequently, T`Pol will claim her rightful place in the Captain`s chair - another Star Trek series with the woman Captain!
- "Janeway with the Phaser Rifle Beating Up Archer with It", as part of the ENT/VOY crossover, was also my idea, and trademarked, so it cannot be used by opposition. Ahem, Fuyu? :twisted:
- There will be CARDASSIANS on the show! Hmm, are Cardassians interesting? Remember Dukat? Or maybe Garak? :twisted:
- Season 4 finale - special guest appearances by Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron and Angelina Jolie.
- Season 5 premiere - special guest appearances by Brad Pitt, Eric Bana and Orlando Bloom.
(I think the latter two promises will satisfy both sexes quite sufficiently :twisted
- Since ratings for Enterprise are expected to skyrocket, it will be moved from the Miserable Fortress of Suckitude that is UPN, to the mighty and powerful NBC, where Star Trek actually originated. Worn out and boring ER will be cancelled, with Enterprise claiming the very elite Thursday at 10 PM time period.
I believe... that this is it. :mrgreen: