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Originally Posted by Xeroc
First, before I am elected, I would set up an anti-B&B campain donation fund entitled "Anti-B&B campain donation fund" (never would have guessed would you?) and with the money generated I can run advertising for my campain to unseat B&B, and If that doesn't work, I'll hire an NBC assassin to take care of them.
(as soon as we know who can vote the campain fund will be open for donations)
I'll then, once I'm elected, use the several billon dollars of contributions from fans of Star Trek left over to fund a 371.42% increase in all aspects of quality for Enterprise (and buy a private island chain in the pacific but that's not important right now).
Naturally there will me much more plot, character development (but not like Derek, oh god no), special effects (but only cool ones, no more cheesy rip-offs like before), and, of course, less sex (because without B&B it'll actually be 100% of fans demanding this).
Of course, I will also hire only the best writers, scientific consultants, and continuity experts.
In terms of the specifics of the season I can't give much away but it will include cool aliens, the TCW, hoshi not losing her shirt for no other reason than to lose her shirt (anything like this will be done tastefully, of course), pie, and, of course, stuff.
Nic's ideas (already stated above) are also part of our collective platform.
So, Vote Xeroc Aquillion & Nic Corelli!
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