7. Are you depressed? (Extreme Risk...see my fiver for the proper response)
6. I forgot my Padd you two go on without me. (Lineage)
5. Taya. (heh, that was was just for 17)

(also Lineage)
4. Temporal Prime Directive. (Shattered)
3. I've recommended you for Chief Engineer. (or something like that, Parallax.)
2. the stuff he says in the turbolift to Janeway in Shattered. About how Tom wouldn't be the same guy if she altered the timeline. Yeah that stuff. (Shattered)
and the number one quote is: She bit you? (Blood Fever) that still makes me laugh.
Top 7 Tuvok quotes. (try and be original)