Top 7 excuses for missing work
I'm sorry....but I know I'm sad...these are actual excuses I've used for missing my summer job...
7. "I have to feed my fish." (I know, it takes me like 3 seconds....it shouldn't take than long....I only have an algae eater...)
6. "I shouldn't have to come to work. It's Saturday." (I just woke up, and school had been out for maybe three days. Yes, they called me.)
5. "I have flying lessons." (When I used it, true. I do take flying lessons.)
4. "As soon as I beat this part of the game." (What was I thinking? Was I thinking?)
3. "I have to walk my cats." (What's sad is, they believed this one.)
2. "I locked my keys in my car." (I don't have a driver's license yet.)
and the top excuse I've used to attempt getting out of work...
1. "I'm sick." (I was, though, really. Strep throat. I think I got off because I heard someone say 'humor the poor boy' on their end, but whether that had something to do with strep throat or not I don't want to know.)
I deeply apologize if my MSTing made the list funny. I have genuinely used every single excuse here. I am sad. Throw stuff at me if you wish.
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