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B-plot: Crusher and Picard almost have a conversation.
we learn that Rumpelstiltskin lives under a floorboard in Sisko’s office and never really left the station at all.
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5. Pretending to be French, Dax married a human girl, and started the Picard line. His husband never understood why his accent was british.
4. Bashir - but she'd never tell
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Top Ten Trek sitcom ideas
10. Dax and Bashir: Documenting the lives of Bashir's funny attempts to get Dax to love him. But, as Dax is Trill, she can not love him. Of course, in the end, Ezri does.
9. Spin UN: Picard is a French diplomat in the UN. Dr. Crusher is the American medical advisor. They both went to university at Harvard, and after twenty years meet up again, only now, since Dr Crusher is a widow, Picard has a chance...and Dr Crusher can reveal her true feelings for him!
8. Quark's: Quark runs a quirky bar where everyone knows your name. Morn is always there to nod reassuringly; Rom always has some useless info to tell; and Odo is the cop whos only pleasure is to bug Quark, until he meets the dashing DA named Kira...